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Baron Wolfgang

The Baron is in his mid-twenties, a polite, pleasant to speak to, Victorian gentleman in every respect. He's popular in upper-class social circles with people who don't know about his secret little hobby, a bit vain but very intelligent, and takes pride in his work. He's also insane, but that doesn't show most of the time. He owns a large estate on which is his Victorian mansion. He's attended by many servants in the mansion, and apparently he was close to his brother (before his brother was killed by the Chicken). In his mansion, a secret room behind his study is full of old guns, crossbows, garrot wire, syringes, poison, knives, and more. The Baron always carries a cane, which is a swordstick, and he wears round dark glasses. (Rhubarb Celestial)

The Baron, according to the Bum, is a "rich bugger who lives in a big house." There is much unknown about the Baron, especially his motivations. He was about to assasinate Davy Jones, but when Davy bent down to pick up a penny, he missed his shot and killed Fred, the Chicken's brother - and he had only brought along one bullet. (Vengeance of the Chicken)

Created by:

Sarah Wright

First Seen In:

Lunchtime Of The Damned

Playable in:

Features in:

Lunchtime Of The Damned
Vengeance of the Chicken
Dead Man's Political Party
The Chef
Cabbages and Kings
Kittens and Cacti
Ron 13:13^2 The Thickening
Root of all Evil
Affair of the Weirdo
The Day Nothing Happened
Note to Self


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