Crazy Homeless Weirdo
The crazy homeless bum keeps to himself in the alley behind Scid's bar. His only possesions are a box (often filled with goodies of one kind or another) and the broken-down jukebox which varies in its state of disrepair. He's the town weirdo, and his identity changes from game to game, as he is a very confused inidividual. He has been:
- Corporal Levine, United States Marine Corps - with an accent speech impediment (Lunchtime of the Damned)
- Jeff, a vulture (Vengeance of the Chicken)
- Susabelle, a woman who used to be Russian (Soviet Union Strikes Again)
- Joe-El, alien from Tau Ceti Beta (I Spy)
- A 70's disco dancer (Repossessor)
- Captain Greybeard, the fiercest pirate ever known (The Lost Treasure of RON)
- A Voodoo Man (Paranormal Investigation)
- Officer Sinny Binds, Litton County Police (I Spy 2)
- Mrs. Lumpycakes, English teacher (HMPP)
- . . . and many more.
In the game I Spy 2, Mika finds a folder marked 'Top Secret' in the Realiser's filing cabinet. She gives it to the bum and he learns his true identity (but we're not told what it is). However, his identity switching continues.
In Cabbages and Kings, we learn that the bum may also switch personalities after being hit the head. This is in addition to his "normal" daily personality changes.
Created by:
Ben Croshaw
First Seen In:
Lunchtime Of The Damned
Playable in:
Features in:
Before the Legacy
Lunchtime Of The Damned
The Soviet Union Strikes Back
The Repossessor
Simon's Journey
The First Stitch
The Postman Only Dies Once
Monty on the Norm
Shadows of RON
The Lost Dollar
Dead Man's Political Party
Au Naturel
Hooky McPegleg, Pirate Postman
The Phantom Inheritance
I Spy 2
The Unraveling
Davy Jones is Back
The Chef
Cabbages and Kings
Defender of RON
Purity of the Surf
MI5 Bob
III Spy
Major Bummer Dude: Lassi Quest RON
The Spoons
Disappearance Time
The Crazed Chicken
Root of all Evil
Witch!
Rock - A True Story
Affair of the Weirdo
OSD vs RON
The Day Nothing Happened
Note to Self
Night and Day
Exposed Reality
Reality Check
Reality Check 2
Reality Check 3
The Case of the Muffin Diver
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